I Don’t Want To Partner With Your Vibrator Brand

Buzz off.

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I know what you’re thinking. I know you spotted me, a human woman who is single, better still one who writes about being single for other single women, and you thought to yourself…here’s a ripe one. She’s single! She’s a woman! That can only mean one thing: She loves vibrators. She must love talking about vibrators! Publicly! Single women love three things: cats, wine…