“You Have A Lot Of Opinions,” And Other Things Bald Men Have Told Me

Pairs well with Amateur Hour, by Sparks

There was a thing with bald men for awhile. I’ve never had any strong feelings against the follicular void, quite the opposite, really. Where long, luscious (albeit filthy) strands used to signify male beauty and a propensity to be musically inclined, my adulthood can spot the hairstyle of unemployment yards…

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