Why Isn’t Trick-Or-Treat Bag Interior A Scented Candle Yet?

I’m just asking.

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The first thing you notice is the weight. Initially it’s nothing, mini Snickers and small Nerds boxes hitting the bottom of an empty plastic pumpkin in a dull echo of sad solitude. Then you keep going, keep acquiring assets, and before you know it, you begin to feel accomplished, wealthy, stocked. Your vessel is filling up, and you lift it to…