1. Whether you have kids or not, you’ll be taken care of by people who’ve been hired to do so–trust me.
  2. Have you ever researched foster care? It is literally NEVER too late. Also, no.
  3. Ok.
  4. I live in New York, my family lives in Texas. Any help I’d have would have to be paid for. Unless you’d like me to give up yet another thing (where I live) to have a child.
  5. Lies.

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