Well, Well, Well, Fancy Being Socially Distant From You Here

When ghosting comes back to haunt the mediocre men of modern dating.

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I want you to imagine me in my finery. A sweeping robe of lace, silk pajamas, Persian cat napping nearby. I sit atop a vintage rattan throne, floral cushions all around and palm-frond wallpaper adorning the space. I wear glasses I do not need. My skin glowing, hair piled on my head in a…