To The Human Barnacle Who Steals Sh*t Off My Porch

Photo by the author, so she has something to look at other than her vandalized exterior.

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Author of A Single Revolution, available on Amazon. Host of A Single Serving Podcast. shanisilver[at]gmail

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Author of A Single Revolution, available on Amazon. Host of A Single Serving Podcast. shanisilver[at]gmail

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