The Most Disappointing First Date Behavior

Maybe it’s all a wash.

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  • he has no discernible ability to dress himself
  • he’s lazy
  • his home is messy, too
  • he has a terrible sense of style
  • he does think he dressed for the date and is therefore a moron
  • he doesn’t respect my time
  • he has a lackadaisical approach to life in general
  • if we were to enter into a relationship, I’d have to do all of his laundry

NPR once called me a humor essayist, let’s go with that. Host of A Single Serving Podcast. shanisilver[at]gmail

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