That Time I Got In A Fight With A Giant Can Of Chickpeas

Halp.

Normal cans included for size reference.

Here’s how this happened: I was shopping for a few cleaning supplies on a large and very popular home goods website. I needed to spend six additional dollars in order to get free shipping. Who among us hasn’t been in a similar situation and ended up with a shitload of pens? I decided I’d rather have $6 worth of chickpeas, which I cook with regularly, than pay…