Single Girl Merit Badges That Don’t Exist But Should

Anything you two can do I can do, single.

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They don’t give awards for this. They don’t throw parties, make commemorative plaques, they certainly don’t deploy anything in the ballpark of effort dedicated to weddings, heaven knows. Nobody gives awards for being single, despite the fact that the ones still grinding it out in the dating space (I don’t do that anymore but I…