Rebranding Valentine’s Day As February F*cking 14th

Has this pitch been covered?

Photo by me, has nothing to do with Valentine’s Day. Now you’re gettin’ it.

I fixed Valentine’s Day. No thanks required, for heaven’s sake don’t send chocolate, your sighs of relief are all the gratitude I need. It’s January, which means editors internet-wide are in search of new takes on the old, stained sectional sofa that is Valentine’s Day. Rather than try to put an additional layer of lipstick on a lemur, re-spinning…

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