Rebranding Valentine’s Day As February F*cking 14th
Has this pitch been covered?
I fixed Valentine’s Day. No thanks required, for heaven’s sake don’t send chocolate, your sighs of relief are all the gratitude I need. It’s January, which means editors internet-wide are in search of new takes on the old, stained sectional sofa that is Valentine’s Day. Rather than try to put an additional layer of lipstick on a lemur, re-spinning…
