Pitch: The Real Singles Of [Insert City]

You’ll watch it.

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There are 11 versions of The Real Housewives based in the United States, and 21 versions internationally. I don’t know y’all I think we have enough? In society’s seemingly endless appetite for pageantry, drama, and upended furniture, I get it—I get why there are so many. It’s the same reason people slow down to stare at car crashes, just with more jewelry. My point though? In…