Owning A Bed Frame Is Not An Accomplishment

Why do we give single men so much credit for very normal things?

It’s a standards thing, really. There’s setting the bar so low you can’t see daylight beneath it, and then there’s what we’re left with today. There is no bar. We are barless. The bar has been swallowed whole by the earth and left in its place is a conglomerate of women who will applaud a man for keeping a bottle of Windex…

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