Oh My God Stop Sending “Guest Post” Pitches

THEY ARE NOT A THING STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

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My inbox has an ailment. A malady. A rash. Something that sprouted up out of nowhere like mushrooms on the side of the freeway and because it has no identifiable source, I spend an alarming amount of my time whack-a-moleing these flare ups out of my life. What could possibly be dragging my psyche across hot gravel so early in the morning…