No Faking: How To Actually Enjoy The Holidays When You’re Single

Pairs well with anything from any Pentatonix Christmas CD ever.

I don’t want to exhaust your Xanax prescription, but once the election is over, we have more scary incoming this fall. Born from the inevitability of time and bearing the immovability of Excalibur from its stoney holster, this reality comes calling, and Jingle Bells can’t be switched to…

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