My Breakfast Lies To Me, And I Like It

I’m the King of Wishful Eating.

Somewhere around the beginning of the year I decided to stop eating pasta every day and give this low carb shit a try. I was committed to calling it out on its hooey and returning to the diet of my choice shortly thereafter. The issue: It’s actually lovely.

I feel like a normal person without constant stomach problems and the visual…

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