Tell ’em a copywriter sent ‘ya.
Option 1: Kids Not Guns. (I Cant Believe I Have To Articulate That But It’s 2018 & Here We Are)
Option 2: I thought “respect women” was an obvious cause but DAMN.
Option 3: You know these kids can vote soon, right?
Option 4: If you put children at risk you are not pro-life. You’re pro-bably not going to get re-elected.
Option 5: SERIOUSLY?!
Option 6: If you value kids less than guns & money you don’t have values–you have a limited future in politics. Also you’re an asshole.
Option 8: F*ck Your Guns, F*ck Your Pro-Life Hypocrisy, F*ck Your Future In Politics
Option 9: RUN AGAINST THESE ASSHOLES
Option 10: Don’t Just Watch The Kids Evoke Change–Join Them & Help Them!
And the actual sign I’ll be carrying in NYC Today:
I’m From Texas & I Know Bullshit When I Smell It!