Inhuman Entities I’m Currently Dating

How one single woman gets her actual needs met.

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I’ll tell you something, “just get a vibrator” is surface level advice. Amateur, even. The things that I truly need as a single woman cannot be provided to me via a USB rechargeable piece of nontoxic rubber. Thusly, I’ve had to get resourceful. I’ve had to route myself to comfort without a map or someone to put their finger in the middle of the…