I Haven’t Taken A Bath In 20 Years

The last bathtub I had that didn’t skeeve me out to the point of getting vaccinated afterward was in my mother’s house. I was 17 and very confident in our disinfecting abilities. After that I lived in college apartments, never conducive to bathing in an actual tub for reasons I’m certain you don’t need me to detail, particularly not if you’re reading this on a lunch break of some kind. And ever since I’ve lived in very old, very…