I Haven’t Taken A Bath In 20 Years

The last bathtub I had that didn’t skeeve me out to the point of getting vaccinated afterward was in my mother’s house. I was 17 and very confident in our disinfecting abilities. After that I lived in college apartments, never conducive to bathing in an actual tub for reasons I’m certain you don’t need me to detail, particularly not if you’re reading this on a lunch break of some kind. And ever since I’ve lived in very old, very…

You’ll also discover more fresh thinking personalized to your interests and can follow your favorite authors, publications, and topics.
Or, continue in mobile web
Already have an account? Sign in

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store