I Can’t With These Sheet Masks Just Dip Me In Jello

Stop making new things that make me think things are wrong with my things.

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Neck masks were my tipping point. I can’t even give cleavage masks top billing because they’re too comical to look directly in the eye. Every time I internet I see a new strip of gooey gel material I’m supposed to adhere to myself like a window cling in the hopes that I stay fresher, longer.