I actually think he HAS been caught because it’s been many weeks since we’ve seen his thievery. I’ll never be convinced he’s actually gone though because the second I feel confident is the second he takes my Vitamin D pills and bulk purchased hand soap.

NPR once called me a humor essayist, let’s go with that. Host of A Single Serving Podcast. shanisilver[at]gmail

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