How To Pronounce My F*cking Name

This bathing suit photo was carefully selected so that people would actually read this essay and retain its information. If you feel the need to criticize my appearance please feel free, you’re only contributing to the algorithmic success of my work.

--

--

--

Author of A Single Revolution, available on Amazon. Host of A Single Serving Podcast. shanisilver[at]gmail

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Recommended from Medium

[PDF] Download Faces of Local Food: Celebrating the People Who Feed Us *Epub* by :Charlotte…

Follicle Stimulating Sound Waves

America is fighting China in Osaka

Deductive Reasoning

Missing 4-Year-Old Cleo Smith Found Alive After 18 Days

Dogs for Trump

Gonzales Gun Show Weekend: Tales from behind the table

A LIST THAT ALMOST TOOK MY LOVE

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Shani Silver

Shani Silver

Author of A Single Revolution, available on Amazon. Host of A Single Serving Podcast. shanisilver[at]gmail

More from Medium

Half-Recipe Measurements For Single People Who Love To Bake

Sometimes Leadership Sucks

If Everyone Stayed Single, Would That Spell the End of the Human Species?

5 Hard Truths No One Tells You About Pregnancy