How To Be Afraid Of Money

The financial stories we inherit.

Paris, an extravagance.

Family lore, long-revered as an archive of our proudest moments and our most insufferable quirks, is one of my favorite genres. It’s also one I’ve regrettably kept off the internet. Let’s get into my family’s shit, shall we? One of our most beloved tales, and read into that what you will, is the story of Two Pennies. More specifically, the two pennies a grocery store forgot to give my…