Hey Spotify, Are You Kidding Me?

The streaming service’s new Premium Duo feature charges single people more than couples. Thanks.

Charming couple graphic used in the Spotify email I received letting me know that couples were about to get a deal on their streaming music, and I was not.

We…we need to talk about this. If you checked your email today and managed not to batch delete the entire lot of 40% off sales and calendar notifications in one go, you may have seen an email from Spotify, everyone’s favorite streaming platform that hopes you’ll also start using it to listen to podcasts soon…