Here’s Why Halloween Starts In September

Because f*ck you, that’s why.

Photo by Colton Sturgeon on Unsplash

Of all years, I shouldn’t have to explain this in 2020. My god, I’m shocked any time someone enters a Zoom without a fully decorated Christmas tree, Menorah, and Easter basket in the background. If ever there was a time to indulge in fantasy about the house, it’s during a year when that’s literally all the fuck we’ve got. But I know there are the sensitive among…