Gonna Tell My Kids This Was The Craft

Because this was The Craft.

If you don’t want to read a 38-year-old woman’s sandpaper-textured reaction to the trailer for The Craft: Legacy, go on about your business. If however you were born in the 80s, keep reading.

Yesterday, Blumhouse released the trailer for its *gags* remake of The Craft, the 1996 film starring people I don’t need to name here because if you don’t…