Dear Exes: I Kept Our Songs & Movies For Myself

They’re mine now.

I don’t like saying goodbye. To entertainment. Human goodbyes are fine with me. If you have a pulse and a social security number, peace be with you. But if you were made in Hollywood or were perhaps nominated for a Grammy at some point, stay with me. This fact about my charming personality becomes most relevant when we’re discussing works of art that I have, at…