Cats & No Bumble Matches—Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time

You keep insulting us…I do not think it means what you think it means.

Photo of a magnolia tree by the author, who would never make you look at that man’s face.

Yesterday, human embodiment of the scary cabinet under the sink Matt Gaetz had a thought that pleased him right down to his toenails, which I can only imagine are sharpened to a fine point. He tweeted the following in response to human women having a problem with the government telling us what…