An Open Letter To F*ckers Who Don’t Write Back

The Phantom of the App-era.

Dear shitbird,

I see you. There’s no sinking into the bushes like a Simpson’s meme, I know what you did. You matched with me, whether by simply swiping right on every female face algorithmically served to you like iHop pancakes, or by deciding the physical appearance I presented in my first photo (because scrolling through the…

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