An Engaged Girl Just Offered To Buy Me Presents

She wanted to add an item to her wedding registry for ME so maybe the world is good and lovely after all.

Photo by Ed Robertson on Unsplash

I have no idea what just happened. Someone please check my vitals and phone my mother. I’m at my desk, toiling away, fully grimacing through the neck and wrist pain because I’m slowly turning into an old, crusty witch who lives in a house made of sweets, when I receive the most…