A Guy With A Bed Frame Is 2018’s Good On Paper

You own hand towels, too? I may faint.

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About a week ago, a guy on Tinder asked me if his vegetarianism was a deal breaker. I laughed to myself. Bless your heart, how quaint. I am a single woman living in Brooklyn, New York in the year of our Beyoncé 2018 and you think I’m going to be turned off by a guy I’ll never have to share the charcuterie with? I’m swatting away 34-year-olds…