PinnedEnough Already. Where The F*ck Do I Meet My Husband?If this is you, we should talk. Everything’s fine until you’re tired. Until fatigue sets in, single women are on board for quite a lot. You’d be impressed by the very volume of dating advice, dating services, dating strategies, and dating coaches that single women will seek out before we’re…Relationships8 min read
Pinned“Single People Shouldn’t Have Costco Memberships”As if $6.99 Prosecco only belongs to the marrieds. By now we’ve established that I use our internet to air grievances in a way that is fiscally beneficial. “May whatever hurts my feelings make me money” is not only a motto, it’s a tax bracket. I have one small addendum…Relationships6 min read
PinnedMy Top 3 Pieces Of Advice For Single WomenAnd not a dating tip in the bunch. Technically, the only thing I really have to say to single women is “enough with the dating advice, live your fucking life,” but I have time for a bit more depth this morning. Support for single women is something of a speciality…Relationships7 min read
PinnedThere Is Only One Reason Why You’re Actually Still SingleAnd it is most definitely not your fault. To begin, I take umbrage (what a fantastic word) with “still.” Still implies that you’re late, that you haven’t done something fast enough, and that’s bad. Last I checked, not only was there no globally mandated timeline for partnerships, but I’m pretty…Relationships7 min read
3 days ago13 Smart Solo Travel Items I’m Taking To ParisFrom your overly prepared aunty. I haven’t traveled for pleasure since 2018 LETS GO, PEOPLE. While I am admittedly very out of practice, I make up for being rusty with my commitment to research and preparedness. My trip is in six days and I’ve been packed since last Saturday. One…Solo Travel5 min read
4 days agoGuess Who Got Called “Bitter” On The Internet?Telling a woman how she “comes across?” Brave. The youth don’t know me yet. They don’t know the growth work I’ve done, the people-pleasing I’ve left behind. They’re still on their parent’s health insurance for fuck’s sake what do they know about life? They don’t know that when they say…Relationships5 min read
Jun 17Gifts From Ex Lovers, RankedHow the actions of others can impact your self worth. Picture it: Hanukkah, 1987. The children are opening presents in the living room and someone hands me a box and says, “Shani this one’s for you, open it!” This information will become extremely relevant in one moment’s time. I open…Relationships7 min read
Jun 5Start Blaming Single Men, Right NowWe’re not single because of us. We’re single because of you. I read this piece. I hope you do, too. It’s beautifully written by Morgan Parker and so many single women will see themselves in her words and in her confusion as to why we are alone despite presenting objectively…Relationships8 min read
May 25Why Do You Like Guns?This is, among other things, so f*cking weird. Why do you like guns? Like…this much. Of all the things I don’t understand about the ivy of insanity that’s steadily coating our country like a building facade, I genuinely don’t understand how people can love a thing that’s not alive this…Death6 min read
May 23Aging Is ExpensiveI just spent $50 on probiotics and I need to talk about it. To be clear, I’m happy to get older. I mean shit, consider the alternative. As much as our world cherishes youth, ironically the dumbest era of our lives, I prioritize age. I’ve only ever seen good come…Humor4 min read
