There’s a much better use of your time, money, and sanity.
Something didn’t sit right. When I first heard that Bumble’s big selling point was that women on the platform had to message men first to open lines of communication, I couldn’t put my finger on why I was bothered…
As if $6.99 Prosecco only belongs to the marrieds.
By now we’ve established that I use our internet to air grievances in a way that is fiscally beneficial. “May whatever hurts my feelings make me money” is not only a motto, it’s a tax bracket. I have one small addendum…
And you’re asking the wrong question in the first place.
It’s not about “Will I be single forever?” I see this question a lot, mostly erupting from a state of panic. One-too-many romantic proposals on piers or awkward poses with sonogram photos happening to someone who isn’t you and boom…
And not a dating tip in the bunch.
Technically, the only thing I really have to say to single women is “enough with the dating advice, live your fucking life,” but I have time for a bit more depth this morning. Support for single women is something of a speciality…
And it is most definitely not your fault.
To begin, I take umbrage (what a fantastic word) with “still.” Still implies that you’re late, that you haven’t done something fast enough, and that’s bad. Last I checked, not only was there no globally mandated timeline for partnerships, but I’m pretty…
If this is you, we should talk.
Everything’s fine until you’re tired. Until fatigue sets in, single women are on board for quite a lot. You’d be impressed by the very volume of dating advice, dating services, dating strategies, and dating coaches that single women will seek out before we’re…
For anyone tired of celebrating Christmas’ less-cute cousin.
Listen, don’t talk to me until you’ve compared the holiday you’re shopping for on an endcap to a section of Target the size of an olympic swimming pool. Hanukkah gets short changed in the cute shit department, it always has, let’s not…
Your pre-holiday season reminder that single people aren’t unfinished.
This can’t ALL be our job. Single people bear enough brunt, so as a holiday season gift to us all I’ve created something that puts the effort of reframing onto those in couples, for once. A member of my Patreon recently…
Y’all know you can wear…separate things, right?
I’m just saying. I am just saying that couples don’t have to wear couples’ Halloween costumes because it has just occurred to me that y’all might not know that. Think about it: When’s the last time you saw a couple at a Halloween…
Checking on a friend.
Don’t hang up, I’m not one of them. I’m not one of the writers on Medium who only write about Medium. Those writers deserve nothing but an eye roll so deep it makes a sound. I’m not trying to join their ranks, as I find them…
