80s Babies Were Raised By Liars Prove Me Wrong

The defiant joy of kicking ice under the fridge.

My original copy, by the way.

I don’t code, but I know algorithms. I was raised with many. Most notably, “Don’t do X, or Y will happen.” You remember it well, I’m sure. Don’t run with scissors, you’ll poke your eye out, don’t open an umbrella in the house, it’s bad luck, don’t cut the crusts off, it’s where the “vitamins are,” and so forth. Are we not simply a…