10 Actual Reasons I’m Moving To New Orleans

Going for a good time, and a long time, at the right time.

A friend’s backyard. I want one.

The most chafing thing about moving long-distance as a single woman is that everyone assumes you’re doing it for a secret reason. Since we live in the relationships-obsessed culture that we do, that secret reason is assumed to be a man. There is no man. I am a—rather publicly—single woman who made an independent decision to move…